Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Women's Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be
more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple
and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected

9 comments:

Angie said...

True dat.

You got a problem, mister?

Doug said...

noooooo

Steve said...

Where's my ten-foot pole?

Oh, that's right. I don't need it, cause I'm not going to touch that one.

Doug said...

don't even know what I am thinking even posting this...

Spare the 10 footer for my wife to beat me with?

Steve said...

All yours, my friend.; All yours.

Angie said...

Ah enlightenment...'tis such a beautiful thing.

Donna said...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked, need to know this!

As for men, they are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Doug said...

Amen...

nice

Angie said...

I love your sister.